Pony Apple

Dude, i did say buy her a kinky present, but this is downright scary! Try something else.

Dude, a pony!!! What are you, her dad? - I guess I still have time to find another present.

DING-DONG! Fuck!!! She's at the door!!! Help me out! What do I do???

Oh my god, a unicorn! Best present ever! What's his name? - Horny - Horny the Uniporn.