Every Last Breath You Take

It's the stress, man, i tell ya! It's been two years, and i still haven't ended this world. Oh relax. What are your symptoms?

Air hunger. I have an urge to breathe extremely deeply, all the time. Hmmm... try these Chinese beans. They cure anything.

I'm also locking you in, so you can get some rest. Dude, i think those beans are giving me gas...

The next day: Omg, the horror! You were lucky though: how did you find that odorizer? While looking for something to kill myself with.

Based on a true story.