…You Gotta Rub Me The Right Way

Hugh, there's a pigeon at the door! Says he's here to massage playmates. Ha Ha Ha!!! He fell for it!!! Let's have some fun, girls!

Ok, Mr. Pid'Jin. We'll need you to perform your first massage in about two minutes. - Two eternities...

Ok, girls, now you all leave, and when he enters, it's just me - naked!!! Bwahahaa!!!

And I'll go:

Let's see you top THIS.

HI, I'M HERE TO HAVE SEX WITH THE OLD GUY!!!