Pimp My President

So you just sit in the intestins of presidents, and control their political decisions? - Basically, yeah...

So can we bribe you to start an international conflict? Like, with many casualties? - Absolutely not. I'm a politician.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Mr. president, why are we attacking this country?? We have no evidence of military activities from their - -They are a threat, trust me. I have a gut feeling.

Published Aug 6th, 2006