LetHer JackIt

Wow!!! That new armchair sure looks expensive... - Should be. We stole it.

It's a very rare piece, made exclusively from the penis skins of endangered species. As seen on boingboing.net. - Really?

Hey, DON'T YOU MESS IT UP!!! - Weeee - Dude, wait, don't stop her...

See? I knew it! Our chair is turning into a couch!